This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn’t use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO’s family with a gun was ok in Reagan’s America.