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This week we learn that archangels just want to get laid. We watched Michael, at least Travolta gets to dance. 
How will Michael hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel
Panel: Lauren
Written and Directed by Nora Ephron
Starring: John Travolta, An…

As we continue our Nora Ephron month, we return to Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle, the film where a child hacks the airline industry to pull a pervy Kevin McCallister and hook his dad up with a stranger. 
How will Sleepless in Seattle…

This week, we fall in love with Tom Hanks as he becomes the world’s biggest catfisher. We watched You’ve Got Mail, TimeWarner couldn’t keep AOL together, what hope did HBOMax have….
How will You’ve Got Mail hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Co-Host: Dani…

This week we talk the Karate Kid (1984)! In honor of the renewal of Cobra Kai and the announcement of the Academy Award Nominees, we talk about the Academy Award Nominated film, Karate Kid! Nominated, of course, for Pat Morita’s masterful performance…

Wilfred Brimley? In Star Wars? It happened in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! After the bloodbath beginning, join us for magic, talking Ewoks, and Brimley calling kids beggars. 
How will Ewoks: The Battle for Endor hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew an…

This week we ruin a beloved franchise and ask the question, can pedophiles be heroes? We watched X-Files: I Want to Believe, or alternate title, X-Files: Where are the !@#$@#$!@ Aliens? 
How will X-Files: I Want to Believe hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host:…

This week on Myopia Movies, we open the vault to release the movie that makes you love the X-Files, so that next week we can cover the movie that made you hate the X-Files. X-Files: Fight the Future is tight, fast, entertaining and exciting. Someone …

This week we end the year suffering for your pleasure. We watched The Star Wars Holiday Special where we learn that Chewbacca just kind of bails on his family for the entirety of the Skywalker Saga. 
How does The Star Wars Holiday Special hold up?
Ho…

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn that there was no need to make The Mean One, there had been a horror version of the Grinch since the year 2000. We watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Jim Carrey went through torture training for this r…