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347: Dark Shadows

This week Johnny Depp remains pale and women throw themselves at him. We watched Dark Shadows, do you know about doctor patient confidentiality?
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25: The Things They Carried

This week, we follow Tim O’Brien into the dark of Vietnam. I have included a reading from the chapter “How to Tell a War Story,” and hope you appreciate the first guest spot filled by David Negus, the person who taught me parts of the book as a stude…

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346: Hollow Man

This week we watched the most lovingly a penis has ever been 3D CGI rendered. We watched Hollow Man that is some sizzling Bacon.
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344: Free Willy

This week we remember a time when Michael Madsen could be in a kids movie. We watched Free Willy, justice is not a frivolous thing. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote!
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343: Forrest Gump

This week, in honor of the Oscars, we are talking Forrest Gump, at least we will once Daniel stops frothing. 
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340: Double Team

This week on Myopia Movies, we return to Belgium where JCVD, the American(?) picks up Dennis Rodman, the foreign gun runner…who cares this movie has Mickey Rourke throw a bassinet at JCVD with a grenade in it.
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