Author name: Hoffmannn

This week in honor of the Marvel return to the Multiverse, we visit the only multiverse movie about 2001 to not try stopping 9/11. Before you watch Dr. Strange, we saw The One. 
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This week on we learn to just stick to the classics, otherwise you may waste $140 million. We watched a giggling fart cloud, I mean Treasure Planet. Sure, it’s garbage, but it is beautiful garbage. 
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This week we clean up the streets, pally. We watched Death Wish 3, the Star Trek and Lost Boys cross over we didn’t ask for! 
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This week Johnny Depp remains pale and women throw themselves at him. We watched Dark Shadows, do you know about doctor patient confidentiality?
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This week, we follow Tim O’Brien into the dark of Vietnam. I have included a reading from the chapter “How to Tell a War Story,” and hope you appreciate the first guest spot filled by David Negus, the person who taught me parts of the book as a stude…

This week we watched the most lovingly a penis has ever been 3D CGI rendered. We watched Hollow Man that is some sizzling Bacon.
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This week the Hulkster reminds us of the deliciousness of popcorn! We watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch, can you imagine how many people want Zach Galligan?
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This week we remember a time when Michael Madsen could be in a kids movie. We watched Free Willy, justice is not a frivolous thing. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote!
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This week, in honor of the Oscars, we are talking Forrest Gump, at least we will once Daniel stops frothing. 
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This week we watch a horse die for you…..WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! We saw the Never Ending Story, the subject of the world’s most famous false advertising lawsuit. Want the whole episode join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)!
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