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In honor of the Academy Award nominated new movie by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, and Kathryn Hunter, we are covering the Tragedy of Macbeth. This is a crossover with the Required Reading podcast.
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This week on Myopia Movies, we return to Belgium where JCVD, the American(?) picks up Dennis Rodman, the foreign gun runner…who cares this movie has Mickey Rourke throw a bassinet at JCVD with a grenade in it.
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This week, we attempt to grasp The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien, but spend so much time with book 1, we decide to come back next week for book 2! So, come with us as we extol the virtues of scaring your relatives, goi…

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch the most spectacular splits throughout time. We watched Time Cop, a fantasy movie where presidential candidates would do unscrupulous things for money. 
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k, in order to prepare for the The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Lucas Farach will read a section of Book 1, Chapter 2, for you. Please enjoy and join us next week for The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.

In honor of Valentine’s Day, we dive into a sexy teen movie from 1999! Meet the horniest guidance counselor on film! The faculty that would be fired! The talky-talkiest Shakespeare ever got! Watch the smokeshow that is Heath Ledger!
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In honor of Valentine’s we covered a Rom-Com classic by John Hughes, 16 Candles! Can we borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
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In honor of the upcoming episode on Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas, we have a selection from chapter one being read by our very own Olivia Kincaid. The music is “Actionable” by Bensound used under the creative commons license. Find all his music on ht…

With Valentine’s Day all up on us, we get a little sexy. This week we watched The Mask of Zorro, Catherine Zeta Jones? Antonio Banderas? gonna need a fire extinguisher for that smoke show! 
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This week on Myopia Movies, we see where Sam Rockwell learned how to act in Iron Man 2. We watched Charlie’s Angels, the only movie were people are bummed that their boss isn’t at work.
 
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