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325: Anastasia

This week we cobble together history from the type of people who think that Pocahontas was a documentary. We watched Anastasia, the reason why Don Bluth is not allowed to direct princess stories again.
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324: All Dogs Go to Heaven

This week we learn that gamblers are never happy. We watched All Dogs Go To Heaven, the animated sequel to The Cannonball Run.
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323: Junior

This week on Myopia Movies, Danny Devito helps knock up Arnold Schwarzenegger with Emma Thompson’s baby…Hey man, you want a believable premise? They were twins in the previous film. We watched Junior, my transition into Parental Leave. 
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322: Scooby Doo (2002)

Zoinks! Hey guys, this week we learn how bad CGI can be! We watched Scooby Doo (2002), the movie that presupposes Linda Cardellini would get jiggy with something.
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321: A Little Princess

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn all girls are princesses. We watched A Little Princess, nothing bad could ever happen during World War I!
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320: The Blob

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn why they don’t allow gum in school. We watched The Blob (1988), gospel to COVID deniers. 
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