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In honor of the new Addams Family Animated film, we visit Addams Family Values for the Patreon few!
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This week Dean Wermer puts Klowns on double secret probation! We watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space, what are ya gonna do with those ‘pies,’ boys?”
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In honor of the approaching spookiness, we thought we would delve into America’s most Victorian Macabre. Edgar Allen Poe led a troubled life and died a tragic death. We discuss possibly the most known and read American horror poem, The Raven along wi…

This week, turns out, he wasn’t dead! Will Loomis shoot cops at random? Halloween 2: The Hospital!
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This month, James Bond returns with No Time to Die! Mission Briefing returns too! Did you guys think the podcast would last this long? I meant, Daniel Craig, that Craig would last this long? 
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This month, Craig T. Nelson mocks a little person! We watched Poltergeist, they’re heeeeeeere!
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This episode we start season 2 with the biographical graphic novel Maus by Art Spiegelman. This incredible work is about his father Vladek’s time as a Jew in Nazi Europe and ultimately his time in the Concentration Camps. Overlayed in this are the st…

This week we watch Nic Cage have difficulty with Angelina Jolie handling his stick shift. We watched Gone in 60 Seconds, they all just want to have sex with cars, right?
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This week on Myopia Movies we are down to duck! We watched Lea Thompson in yet another inappropriate relationship, we saw Howard the Duck, our last hope for novelty in the MCU.
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This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig look this bad?
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