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3: Space Jam Rerelease

In honor of the new movie coming out, I am rereleasing our third episode on Space Jam. Without my fully developed cynicism, feel free to listen to us as children and fly like an eagle through this attempt to watch Michael Jordan act! If you want to h…

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301: Judge Dredd

This week on Myopia, we learn a little something about the law. We saw Judge Dredd and we are here to remind you to eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment and okay for you!
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300: Battlefield Earth

This week we punish ourselves for all you man animals, for our 300th movie we watched Battlefield Earth. Consider this leverage!
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299: Street Fighter

This week we watch JCVD attempt to make up for a mistake with a bigger one. We watched Street Fighter! I wonder what the value of Bison Bucks is to Bitcoin?
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298: The Hulk (2003)

This week we join in with a mediocre green superhero movie! No, not Green Lantern…The Hulk! No, not Mark Ruffalo…not Lou Ferrigno…no, not Edward Norton…the Eric Bana one! No? Ang Lee? Hmmmm…Sam Elliott? Fine, the one that looks like a comic…

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296: Bloodsport

This week we crossover with the Cineprov Patreon and cover Bloodsport! The movie that inspired Mortal Kombat and includes tasteful nut trauma! 
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