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283: King Kong (2005)

This week we watch a huge, hairy, terrifying Jack Black! We saw King Kong (2005), I imagine the truest movie about how Richard Attenborough made nature documentaries.  
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282: The Princess Diaries

This week on Myopia Movies, we class up the place! We watched the Princess Diaries, the time Julie Andrews danced with Hector Elizondo, steaming hot.
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281: 13 Going on 30

This month we learn that sometimes nerds turn into Mark Ruffalo! We watched 13 Going on 30, Big for the ladies! 
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277: Cobra

This week we take out our pizza scissors, we watched Cobra! If crime is the disease, are you the cure?
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275: What Women Want

This week on Myopia Movies we learn that stealing a woman’s ideas help you succeed! We watched What Women Want, the movie where Mel Gibson can hear women and female dogs…yup.
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273: Daredevil

The week we watch a real classy Valentines release, Daredevil! The movie that made Ben Affleck say he would never do a comic book movie. again..the first time.
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