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This week watch some classic James Bond, Casino Royale! No, not the good one, the Woody Allen one. You read that right.  How will Casino Royale hold up?  Host: Jon Panel: Nic, Daniel Directed by Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John HustonStarring: Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, David Niven, Orson Welles, Joanna Pettet, Woody Allen, Deborah Kerr, William Holden

This week we do the Avengers movie everyone thinks of, the one with Ralph Fiennes. We watched The Avengers (1998), man, when Sean Connery does spite, he really nails it.  How will The Avengers (1998) hold up? Host: Jon Panel: Nic, Steve, Matthew   Directed by Jeremiah S. ChechikStarring: Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Patrick

This week we crack out three seashells and have sex with an Occulus visor. We watched Demolition Man, the movie that shows us the horror of a non-violent society.  How will Demolition Man hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Daniel Directed by Marco BrambillaStarring: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Gunton, Glenn Shadix, Denis Leary,

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the explosive world of buddy cop chaos with our latest episode on Rush Hour 2. Join us as we unravel the mystery of how Jackie Chan’s impeccable martial arts and Chris Tucker’s endless chatter somehow make for cinematic gold. We’ll explore the finer points of high-kicking action

Welcome back to another episode of “Myopia Movies,” where we strap in for the cinematic car crash you can’t look away from! This week, we embark on a journey to the lunar land of broken dreams and bad investments with Adventures of Pluto Nash.
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This week we learn why to bless your golf clubs. This week we watch Dogma, schnoogans! Join us as we dive into the irreverent and hilarious world of Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”! This week, we dissect the film’s blend of divine comedy, theological debates, …

Welcome to another episode of Myopia Movies! This week, we dive into the thrilling, edge-of-your-seat excitement of Unbreakable. Yes, that’s right, the 2000 classic where Bruce Willis discovers his superpower: looking perpetually confused and slightl…

This week on Myopia Movies, we lace up our roller skates and journey back to the glitter-soaked fever dream that is Xanadu. Join us as we watch Olivia Newton-John and a surprisingly spry Gene Kelly sing and skate their way through a plot so thin you …

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the dark, brooding, and oh-so-edgy world of Constantine. Marvel as Keanu Reeves chain-smokes his way through a film that somehow mixes theology, horror, and noir into a cocktail of supernatural shenanigans. Jo…

This Week on Myopia Movies: We Dive into the Prehistoric Puzzler, “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story”
Join us as we unearth the cinematic fossil that is “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story,” where the idea of dinosaurs roaming modern New York City is someho…