This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic Cineprov riff with the homoerotic Joel Schumacher music video that is The Lost Boys! Remember when vampire movies were less terrible?
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Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, finish a Disney month, thanks to Disney+! We finish our traumatic Disney Movies month with The Black Cauldron! A montage of exposition!
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Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah from Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! This week, we learn the true meaning of the holidays, that they move too quick to learn any sort of message! We watched Mickey’s Christmas Carol, the third version of a Christmas …
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Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we start our traumatic Disney Movies month with Bambi! A boring film about parent death, which as I say it is most of Disney’s films.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy our confusing voices on the way to your awkward family dinner. This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we see Harrison Ford stop the Troubles. We watched Patriot Games, Sean Bean is in this one, so I guess his fate…
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it was the one-armed man! We watched The Fugitive and Harrison Ford is totally going to jail!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we have two shows! See Christmas Evi…
Happy Halloween! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have such wonderful sights to show you! We watched Hellraiser, the one you made us watch on a poll…thanks…..
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the wet fart that started an iconic franchise, we watched Friday the 13th, the movie where nothing happens.
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we lean into our insomnia as we watched the classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! A tale of creepy janitors and feeling dozy.
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we return to Gary Busey town and he brings the greatest backup cast for a ‘B’ movie ever; including Rutger Hauer, Ice-T, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley
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