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160: Cool Runnings

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man?
Don’t forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as La…

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159: Under Siege

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playm…

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158: Stargate

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate!  How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster wi…

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156: The Secret of Nimh

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really?
Thanks to everyo…

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155: Iron Man

Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Chil…

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154: Speed

Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with…

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153: Highlander

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS…AND …

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152: Deep Blue Sea

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark’s fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think…
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defe…

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151: National Treasure

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, …

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