This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths.
How will Ghost hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel,…
As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone’s favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.
How will Pretty Woman hold up?
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This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf!
How will Teen Witch hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur
Directed by Dorian WalkerStarring: Robyn Li…
This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise’s teeth don’t line up in this film. I noticed it. I can’t stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them the…
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This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick.
How will Flashdance hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur
Directed by Adrian LyneStarring J…
This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future.
How will Back to the Future hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace…
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This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.
How will Jaws hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko
Directed by Stev…
This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.
Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!
How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?
Host: …
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This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic.
How will Star Trek: Generations hold u…
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This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi’s revenge!
How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie
Directed by Charle…
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