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This week on Myopia Movies, John Woo BRINGS THE DOVES! We watched the ageless Tom Cruise save the day again in honor of his newest Mission Impossible movie, 23 years after this one came out. 
How will Mission Impossible 2 hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Ch…

This week, we will gladly pay you Tuesday for a podcast today! We watched a musical about Popeye from a world class director, because creativity died long ago. 
How will Popeye hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matt, Daniel
Directed by Robert Altman
Starring…

This week we watched the CGI nightmare that is Garfield (2004). It raises important questions: was Bill Murray really tricked into this because he thought it was by Joel Coen instead of Joel Cohen? Why are all the animals real except for Garfield? Ca…

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the dangers of reality TV and Jesse Ventura. We watched The Running Man, the greatest end to the Kardashians. 
How will the Running Man hold up?
Host: Nic 
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren
Directed by Paul Michael G…

This week on Myopia Movies, we are accidentally in love. We watched Shrek 2, the film that introduced the spin-off and makes Shrek, once again, into a sex symbol. 
How will Shrek 2 Hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matt and Nur
 
Directed by: Andrew Adamso…

This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway? 
How does Pet Sematary hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur
 

Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up! 
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This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy’s help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women’s name Madison; no really. 
How will Splash hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: …

This week, we were going to make a podcast about a Chuck Norris movie, but he roundhouse kicked the podcast into submission. We watched Missing in Action! The only movie more misguided than a Ross Perot Campaign.
How will Missing In Action hold up?
H…

This week we get fit, but not tanned….We watched Killer Workout!  Just release podcast and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!
How will Killer Workout hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew
Directed by David A. PriorStarring: Marcia Ka…