This week we cobble together history from the type of people who think that Pocahontas was a documentary. We watched Anastasia, the reason why Don Bluth is not allowed to direct princess stories again.
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This month’s Patreon exclusive is Disney’s attempt to make a steam punk super hero! We watched The Rocketeer Disney’s best movie about the explosive power of alcohol!
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In honor of the Release of Ghostbusters: Afterlife, I am rereleasing episode 6, Ghostbusters 2! Classic episode, goofy nonsense! Enjoy your Black Friday and consider our Patreon! Patreon.com/Myopia
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This week we learn that gamblers are never happy. We watched All Dogs Go To Heaven, the animated sequel to The Cannonball Run.
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This week on Myopia Movies, Danny Devito helps knock up Arnold Schwarzenegger with Emma Thompson’s baby…Hey man, you want a believable premise? They were twins in the previous film. We watched Junior, my transition into Parental Leave.
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This episode, we have flashbacks to reading aloud in 9th grade over the pronounciation of Hrothgar or Geat, Geet, Ge-at, or whatever….Grundle. Sigh, dude kills a monster, his mother, and a dragon. Enjoy the discussion with Mike Carroll, enjoy the boo…
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Zoinks! Hey guys, this week we learn how bad CGI can be! We watched Scooby Doo (2002), the movie that presupposes Linda Cardellini would get jiggy with something.
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This week on Myopia Movies, we learn all girls are princesses. We watched A Little Princess, nothing bad could ever happen during World War I!
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First off, let me explain the episode. When I was in graduate school, I worked on a show called Doomed to Repeat with my co-host Dr. Alex Cummings, which was in conjunction with the blog Tropics of Meta, which they were the editor of. The podcast wil…
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This week on Myopia Movies, we learn why they don’t allow gum in school. We watched The Blob (1988), gospel to COVID deniers.
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