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This week we are reminded that Dick from Third Rock from the Sun is crazy! We saw Ricochet, where else you going to see Governor Jesse Ventura die in a white supremacist joust fight? If you want to here us riff it, consider joining the Cineprov Patre…

This week we root against the hero! We watched First Kid, not even Sinbad charm can save this kid….
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This week we go behind the Patreon paywall and unveil a new Mission Briefing episode. This week Roger Moore reprises his role as Roger Moore, we watched the Cannonball Run!
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This week we learn that the movies inside movies are real in movies! Mind BLOWN! We watched Last Action Hero, Arnie versus the real world, like he intended! 
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This month Daniel tells me Ack ack aaackkkkk for 45 straight minutes, we watched Mars Attacks! How can Pierce Brosnan still be this sexy?
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This week we kill off half the cast and start over! Unrelated, but has anyone seen Matt? We watched X-Men: The Last Stand! The Dark Phoenix is impossible to get right, there, I said it. 
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This week we discuss the ins and outs of prehistoric capitalism. We watched the Flintstones! Will Fred Flintstone yabba dabba doo it with Halle Berry? 
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Welcome to Season 8! This month we return to Cameron town for the first time directorially on the main feed with The Abyss, a movie directed so good, Cameron was punched out by Ed Harris on set!  
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In honor of the new movie coming out, I am rereleasing our third episode on Space Jam. Without my fully developed cynicism, feel free to listen to us as children and fly like an eagle through this attempt to watch Michael Jordan act! If you want to h…

In honor of the release of Space Jam, we are covering that oft forgotten Looney Tunes flick, Looney Tunes: Back in Action. I mean, the pieces are here, Steve Martin, Brendan Frasier, Timothy Dalton, Heather Locklear…Jenna Elfman….never mind, at l…