We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn’t need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the M…
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though….
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones’ favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but stil…
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As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street. Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-…
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When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to …
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Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn’t it? “Oh, Nic,” you thought, “Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!” And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal…
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We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce a…
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When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone use…
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn’t really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! This was selected by the Facebook and Twitter (@…
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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a movie that is not sure what it is. Deep Rising is part Alien, part Poseidon Adventure, part heist film, part inside man movie, all mess and bad CGI! A treat(?), but with appropriate scares to wra…
